I love that moment when the alcohol gets you just enough. When everything just makes so much sense and you can voice your every feeling to anyone and won’t feel ashamed or embarrassed. When you can dance around naked before your shower and feel sexy and amazing. When you can take a five minute shower because everything just makes sense and you don’t need the extra thirty minutes to contemplate life and it’s complications. When you can trim you beard up in less than a minute and it looks better than when you focus and take ten. That moment right before you drink too much and start regretting drinking and thinking that you never want to drink again (at least until next week). When you finally realize the perfect way to fix you hair and realize that you don’t need and man.
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.